A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot
flew up next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this !" and promptly
went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then
finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot
came back on and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to
the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll."